Tulip: Why do you want to be boss, why do you want to be boss, why do you want to be boss? Junior: BACK OFF!!! Tulip: AAAAAAGH!!! Junior: Wow! Well, that was funny. Junior: We're having a good time together. Tulip: I am programming you to tell me why you want to be boss. Junior: No, those aren't even where my buttons would be if I had buttons.
Tulip: Beep, beep, Boop, boop, beep, beep. Tulip: Am I pushing your buttons? Junior: Uh, no. Tulip: You don't? All man, you laugh when you're uncomfortable. Tulip: Why do you want to be boss? Junior: I know. Junior: We're not like a family, we're just a guy and girl trying to raise a baby. Toady: Look at her, look at her! She exists, brah! Junior: That's great. Toady: Check out my girlfriend! She's in Canada! Junior: Yeah huh. Hunter: Don't worry, she's with penguins! There are whole documentaries about how great they are at baby-sitting! Junior: That's insane! You need to deliver her! Hunter: We can't let it get out that we accidentally made a baby! We're not gonna eat you! Alpha Wolf: Well now it's too late!Īlpha Wolf: Wolf pack, form a wolf plane! Junior: How is that possible? Tulip: I don't know.Īlpha Wolf: If you don't give us that baby, we're gonna eat you! Beta Wolf: We're gonna eat you anyway! Alpha Wolf: You don't say it, you make the deal and then you eat them anyway! Beta Wolf: Got it. Junior: Suck it, wolves! Alpha Wolf: Wolf Pack, form a wolf bridge! Junior: What is happening? Tulip: The wolves are forming a suspension bridge. And we get back to Storkcon, so, the board can name me boss.Īlpha Wolf: Wolf Pack, form a wolf submarine! We do not name the package, OK? We make a plan, stick to the plan, Always deliver. Maybe we should name it instead of calling the package. Tulip: Baby, what are we gonna call you, baby? This is crazy! We're delivering a baby! Junior: No, we're delivering a package. Junior: Put down that baby! Penguin: Shhh! Īlpha Wolf: I'm gonna devour this thing! Tulip: If this baby finds her family, then maybe I can find mine. Hunter: Junior, you know why I built my office entirely out of glass even though birds can't see glass? Junior: Storks don't deliver babies anymore! If anyone finds out about this, I am dead meat! Monday, it'll all be yours, barring some monumental screw-up. Hunter: Junior, I saved this company by getting out of babies and into package delivery. Tulip: Look at the baby! Junior: NO! Just a brief exposure to baby cuteness can ruin your life! Tulip, Junior: Awwww! Junior: My old nemesis: glass! Tulip: Birds can't see glass!
Junior: Well, yeah, that's changing starting today, Orphan Tulip Tulip: Oh, uh, Tulip is just fine, Orphan hurts my heart. Junior: Excuse me! Orphan Tulip? Tulip: Junior, you're talking to me? Junior: Yes, Orphan Tulip! Tulip: No, it's ju- Uh, it's just that you never talk to me. Hunter: But, but, but, but you're so idiotic. Junior: Hunter? Hunter: You're fired! Junior: But, but, but, but. Nate: What?! Policeman: It's all have come down. You don't? All right, you laugh when you're uncomfortable.Make a plan Stick to the plan Always deliver! Well this is a family that never got the baby they asked for. This is the heart of what Storks were put on this earth to do.
This is not just a bunch of metal and glass and whatever that giant magical crystal thing is made out of.
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